You need your child to develop a talent if you find yourself saying:
“Help! My sweet 16 year old daughter is starting to attract the attention of older homeschooling boys who don’t have a plan beyond working part-time at the local YMCA. She needs a focused talent to expand her world and make her more attractive to eligible bachelors with high expectations.”
Signed, “I-got-my-eyes-on-you-Dad”